Friday, April 23, 2010

Angelina Tracy cheating with Charlie Sheen says In Touch

According to In Touch magazine, lingerie model/escort Angelina Tracy and Charlie Sheen are seen together. The Huffington Post reveals, however, that it wasn't an average shady rendezvous. Brooke Mueller's husband – who is going through rehab like she is right now – was spotted outside of Angelina Tracy's Studio City apartment wearing dark glasses, a hooded sweatshirt, and…wait for it… a fake mustache! Yes, Charlie Sheen jokes write themselves at this point. They are just too easy, just like no faxing payday loans.

An enabler: Angelina Tracy?

Most rehab programs that are 12 steps like Charlie Sheen’s, don't advice patients to date any person, including Angelina Tracy. They don't advise it until patients have things under control anything, which running around in a fake mustache indicates Sheen clearly doesn't have things under control. Unhealthy relationships don't help with recovery, which involves anything that will exploit addictions or otherwise enable inappropriate behavior. All reports – including those from In Touch, a publication that isn't officially licensed therapist but plays one on paper – claim that Sheen struggled ever given that the Brook Mueller's 911 call at Christmas when he was arrested. All of his rendezvous with $3,000/hour escorts when in rehab doesn't indicate that his issues are clearing up.

Nuggets from the In Touch Charlie Sheen/Angelina Tracy story

If Charlie Sheen wants to show Brooke Mueller that he’s “a changed man,” then he’ll have to bite the bullet, face reality and adhere to no matter what fidelity cliche his Magic 8-ball of a conscience suggests. In Touch writes that “He is seeing Brooke and the kids a lot and is good about continuing treatment,” and that he has been “sweet” to his estranged wife. However, Mueller has rightfully taken it all with a grain of salt. In other salt news, Angelina Tracy (professional name: Nina) may love lots of salt on her margarita glass. Just what with rehab and all, Charlie probably shouldn't be drinking the non-virgin stuff.

Sheen takes his shenanigans 100 proof – No virgins here

Add some over proof libations and you've got a train wreck. In Touch quotes someone who saw Sheen leaving Angelina Tracy’s apartment as saying that “He ran down to his car. … It seemed like he wanted to leave as quickly as possible.” I'm certain that he did. So numerous lives to wreck with so little time. Don't count on him getting it at some point and thinking of the kids. Angelina Tracy and women like her are eating up that college fund, enabling the creation of yet another dysfunctional wave of celebrity offspring.



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